DeclutteringStrategies

So I was chatting with my dad about online stores and how now anyone
can set up a webstore with 100 billion products using drop shippers.
How many ceramic dogs playing poker does this world need? A lot
apparently. Because of this seemingly insatiable need for knickknacks
and doodads, there is currently an island of plastic swimming in the
Pacific Ocean twice the size of the state of Texas. If people really
needed all this stuff, it wouldn't have been discarded. QED baby.

Impulse Buying!

For some people, spending money gives them a little bit of happiness
so I am offering a new, green option for those who enjoy throwing down
$10, $20, or more spur of the moment style on Ludacris bobbleheads.
Send the money to me! I pinky swear promise  no money will be spent on
Earth-polluting goods.

A Place for Every Thing and Every Thing in its Place - Like My Pocket

Organizational experts claim that before buying a new trinket, you
should know where it is going to live. With my plan, that is no
problem because I won't actually send you anything.

In summary: Save the planet and keep your house at its current level
of organization by sending me the money you would spend on worthless
items from a drop shipper. Your grandchildren will thank you..